Well, if I’m gonna do this thing, might as well embrace it, right? The thought didn’t occur to me, until I was about 25 weeks in, that we should maybe do a bump photoshoot. After all, this was the one and only time I was gonna be in this situation (fingers crossed!)… Wouldn’t I want some belly pics to look back at?
After several web searches and phone calls inquiring about maternity photography packages, I was astonished that the absolute lowest quote I got was $900 – for the end product of five maternity portraits.
Are you effing kidding me??? This is not my wedding day. I don’t need the finished product on brushstroked canvas to hang over the fireplace. I just want some nice photos of the hubs and me with my beach ball….